Top 10 Best Hinge Questions & Answers

Hinge App, Online Dating
Hinge Questions

My clients who are on the Hinge App always as me the best way to answer the Hinge questions. There are many hinge app questions to choose from, and you want to make sure you find the ones to answer that are going to allow you to express yourself fully. Doing a half-assed job on these questions is the equivalent to posting a profile photo of you after you just rolled out of bed after two days of hard drinking …never a good plan.

Listen, when it comes to online dating, there are plenty of things to be considered. For instance, you definitely want to take the time to take and post photos and videos that paint you in the best light. You must also make sure your answers to the questions on each dating app are well thought out. While it can be tempting to be 100% honest or simply write the first thing that comes to your mind, you have to realize that these responses, along with your pictures and videos, are what people will use to decide whether or not to date you.

You’re essentially marketing yourself to attract the person you’re most compatible with. If you put garbage in …you’re going to get garbage out. Meaning you’re not going to be very pleased with the quality of dates you get.  If you’re going to try online dating and want it to work for you then keep reading to find the best ways to answer the Hinge app questions.

Table of Contents

Hinge Questions

Humorous Answers to Hinge App Questions

  1. You’ll know I like you if
  2. First-round is on me if
  3. A random fact I love is
  4. Biggest risk I’ve taken
  5. Believe it or not, I
  6. The dorkiest thing about me is
  7. All I ask is that you
  8. The best way to ask me out is by
  9. I’m weirdly attracted to
  10. The award I should be nominated for



If you put garbage in …you’re going to get garbage out. Which means bad dates


When providing answers to the questions listed on dating apps, you have to choose a tone. Do you want to sound educated, profound, compassionate, serious, laid back, or entertaining? There is an almost infinite number of tones to choose from. This means you need to take the time to figure out which one is most in line with your values and goals for your dating life. Might I add, studies have shown that having a good sense of humor is one of the most desirable traits in a potential mate. So, if you’re looking for the best way to attract more dating prospects, you may want to infuse a little humor into your responses. That said, here are 10 examples of humorous responses to Hinge questions.

Hinge Questions

If you are wondering about the types of Hinge questions being asked, the list is extensive. However, here is a list of some of my personal faves:

  • A life goal of mine
  • A random fact I love is
  • A social cause I care about
  • All I ask is that you
  • An overshare
  • Believe it or not, I
  • The biggest risk I’ve taken
  • Change my mind about
  • Dating me is like
  • Do you agree or disagree that
  • Don’t hate me if I
  • Fact about me that surprises people
  • First-round is on me if
  • Give me travel tips for
  • I’m overly competitive about
  • I’m weirdly attracted to
  • If loving this is wrong, I don’t want to be right
  • I’m a regular at
  • I’m looking for
  • I’m the type of texter who
  • Let’s debate this topic
  • My love language is
  • My greatest strength
  • My ideal date from home
  • My mantra is
  • My most controversial opinion is
  • My most irrational fear
  • My simple pleasures
  • Never have I ever
  • One thing I’ll never do again
  • Something that’s non-negotiable for me is
  • Teach me something about
  • The award I should be nominated for
  • The best way to ask me out is by
  • The dorkiest thing about me is
  • The secret to getting to know me is
  • The way to win me over is
  • This year, I really want to
  • Together, we could
  • Try to guess this about me
  • Two truths and a lie
  • Typical Sunday
  • Unusual skills
  • We’ll get along if
  • You should leave a comment if
  • You’ll know I like you if

Humorous Answers to Hinge App Questions

Now that you’ve seen some of the questions being asked on the platform, here is a list of 10 humorous answers to my personal top 10 favorite questions on the site:

1. You’ll know I like you if

This is one of my favorite Hinge questions because it gives people a glimpse into your personality and how you express your love. One potential humorous answer to this hinge app question is:

I let you eat the last hot wing.

Obviously, the hot wing can be replaced with any food item you desire. The reason this is a good response is that it tells them that you are serious about your meals (who isn’t?), but you’re generous enough to share with your mate. Also, the type of food you choose to include will also tell them more about the types of things you like to eat. This is important because some people prefer to date people with the same food preferences as them.

You dont have to be a famous comedian to create a humourus answer to a Hine Question


2. First-round is on me if

This is a great question to answer because it gives people a glimpse into the types of things you value and like to celebrate. One funny answer to this question is:

My least favorite NFL team (Miami Dolphins) lose the playoffs.

Clearly, you can choose whatever team you hate (if any.) This is a funny response because it is the opposite of what you would expect. It’s common for people to buy rounds of drinks when a team wins, but most people don’t think of buying drinks when their team loses. This also lets them know that you are into sports and hate the Miami Dolphins, which is bound to attract sports lovers who either agree or disagree with your opinion. Either way, it’ll make for a great conversation starter.

3. A random fact I love is

This is a great Hinge app question to respond to because it gives people an idea of what your interests are and why. One comical response to this question is:

“1/4 of  the world’s hazelnuts go into making Nutella.”

This is a great response to this question because Nutella is a very polarizing food. People tend to either absolutely love it or hate it, and this will likely cause people to reach out and find out why you love this random fact. It also shows them that you are somewhat conscientious about what you are consuming and how it’s being produced.

4. Biggest risk I’ve taken

The reason I love this question so much is that you can respond any way you wish. If you are a risk-taker, this will be an especially fun question to answer. However, if you’re not, it will still be fun to find ways to relay the fact that you prefer to play it safe. One funny response to this question is:

“Doing a solo to Eiffel 65’s “I’m Blue,” to pass my “easy” elective class: intro to dance…wearing all blue, and yes, I was painted like a member of the Blue Man Group. It was a tribute.”

This is a funny response because it shows them that you are not a dancer, or at least not good enough to dance solo. Also, it shows that you are willing to roll up your sleeves and get to work to achieve a goal, even if that means embarrassing yourself to no end. It also shows that you have interesting taste in music and that you love the Blue Man Group. Little tidbits like this are great because it allows people to feel like they’re getting to know you better.

5. Believe it or not, I

This is a fun question to answer because it’s open-ended and gives you an opening to share whatever you wish. Here is one comical response to this question:

“I’m walking on air.”

This is a fun way to answer this question because it puts your sense of humor on full display. It shows that you are either a music lover, a Seinfeld lover, or both. This is bound to attract people who love the song, are avid Seinfeld watchers, or simply those who enjoyed the recent commercial with George Costanza. Also, those who are not familiar with the reference are likely to Google it, so, either way, this will probably earn you more attention on the platform.

6. The dorkiest thing about me is

This is a great question because finding out what makes someone dorky is endearing. Also, this is a way to forge a connection with the right people from the very start. Here is an example of a funny answer to this question:

I am obsessed with octopi. I love watching documentaries about them, seeing them at aquariums, and I collect anything I can find with octopi on it.

This is a cute and funny response because almost no one hates octopi. It also shows that you care about animals and have a softer side. Also, being obsessed with octopi shows that you are probably a fan of beaches and the ocean. This is a great calling card for anyone who is like-minded. Alternatively, you could talk about other unconventional things you collect, such as Pokémon cards, coins, mermaid-themed items, old movies on VHS, etc.

7. All I ask is that you

This is a great question because it gives you an opportunity to be sincere, even while trying to be humorous. Here is a funny response to this question:

“Watch cult classic movies with me on stormy days.”

This is a funny/romantic response because it shows that you value spending time together in the form of watching cult classic films. It shows that you are most likely light-hearted and do not take life too seriously. It also shows that you enjoy watching certain types of films: cult classics. These movies are called cult classics for a reason: they are enjoyed by a wide variety of people who watch them repeatedly. Therefore, you are likely to attract those who also enjoy watching these types of films.

8. The best way to ask me out is by

This is an excellent question to answer because it literally tells people the best way to get your attention. This allows you to tell them what you like to do on a date and the best way to approach you for one. Here is an example of a humorous response to this question:

“Inviting me out for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, snacks, drinks/appetizers, family dinner…whatever!”

The reason this response is funny is that, once again, it shows that you like to eat with your significant other. Eating, and especially eating out, seems to be an unofficial love language for many people across the globe. In fact, in recent years, experts asserted that food is actually a love language that is nearly universal.  So, by answering the question in this manner, you are likely to attract those who speak the same language as you: food! Alternatively, you could include various art or music-themed events, variations of sporting events, etc.

9. I’m weirdly attracted to

This is a great question to answer because it allows you to tell people what you are looking for in a mate. This goes above and beyond what people are normally attracted to, so it’s OK to have some fun with these types of Hinge questions. Here is an example of a funny response to this question:

“Women who wear messy buns and sweat pants, and glasses are an added bonus!”

This is a funny response because most people would think that you would be looking for people dressed up in their Sunday’s best when perusing dating apps. This is a light-hearted way to show that you are mature enough to enjoy the natural beauty and that you are down to earth enough to accept a woman in whatever state she’s in.

10. The award I should be nominated for

This is an excellent question because it shows what you appreciate about yourself. You can really be creative, or you can simply share something that you are skilled at. One comical response to this is:

“Having the ability to procrastinate but still get everything done perfectly and right on time.”

This is a good response because it shows that you know how to relax and let your hair down, yet you also take deadlines seriously and go above and beyond to take care of business. This is a funny response because it is certainly not a skill that most people seem to possess. Alternatively, you could include anything that makes you feel good about yourself, despite not being the norm.



Answering the Hinge app questions is a great way to show off your personality and add a little levity in what can be a bit stressful endeavor.

Choosing the right Hinge app questions to answer is a fun way to express yourself and show your personality. There are so many questions to choose from that you’re bound to find ones that are right for you. There is nothing that says that you can create multiple responses and test them out. The important thing is to relax and have a little fun with it. The Hinge questions are a great way to bring a smile to your potential dates.

Just try to have a little fun with it and lighten the stress of online dating by bringing a little humor into the equation. I always try to help clients choose the right questions and then coax a humorous anecdote to answer the questions. Your friends and family can do the same for you. Don’t think that you have to get it right the first time. I hope these sample responses to some of the hinge questions can help you find the right response that works for you and brings a smile to the lips of a potential date.

Experts assert that humor is a great way to create bonds with others, can help relieve mental and physical pain, and much more. Luckily, you don’t have to be a comedian to crack jokes and bring joy to others on your Hinge app profile. All you need is a good sense of who you are and a great sense of humor.



About the Author

 Claire Bahn has over 15 years of working as a personal branding expert helping clients build authority and influence through their online profiles and social media accounts.

Her background includes branding, public relations, Social Media, and marketing, as well as, entrepreneurship. She has a passion to help executives, entrepreneurs, and influencers strategize and create their best personal brand.

She is currently the CEO and Co-founder of Online Profile Pros and Stratus Branding. Ms. Bahn recognizes that first impressions are made online and the fastest way to achieving your goals is by taking command of your personal brand through your online profiles and social media. She started Online Profile Pros and Stratus Branding to help individuals create, maintain and protect their personal brands so that they achieve the authority, influence, and trust they need to succeed at online dating or their job search.

She’s been featured in numerous publications and news outlets including Forbes and Entrepreneur magazines, as well as, many other publications and podcasts.

Ms. Bahn is a former model and actress, appearing in national ad campaigns for major retailers. An avid fashion/lifestyle blogger she’s a recognized influencer. Ms. Bahn holds a BA from the University of Texas at Austin and currently lives in the Hollywood Hills in Los Angeles, CA with her 2 red miniature pinchers, Beau and Trixie.


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